G'Day, Mate!
posted by Egg Shen at 7:38 PM
Friday, July 14, 2006
About Me
- Name: Egg Shen
- Location: San Francisco, California, United States
I'm a San Francisco Chinatown tour bus driver, running Egg Fu Young Tours out of what looks to be a converted firehouse. I also happens to be an accomplished sorcerer and the local authority on Lo Pan. Armed with my Six Demon Bag, a magic potion and accompanied by Jack Burton, Wang Chi, and a half-dozen Chang Sings, I'm prepared to gamble everything on one last desperate attempt to free Miao Yin and Gracie Law from Lo Pan's clutches before Lo Pan frees himself from his awful curse and goes on to rule the world from beyond the grave. And you thought you had it tough.
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