The Wizard Awakens

To: The Hot Blonde Girl In The Ugg Boots At Bailey's In Ballston Last Night

From: The Wizard Egg Shen

Holy shit! You are fucking hot! But what the hell is the matter with you, hanging out with those losers wearing their Ashton Kutcher trucker caps and "Westside" gangsta t-shirts?

If that white boy ever set foot on the "Westside" I know some hard, pipe-hitting brothas who would have him bent over a pommel horse so fast he'd crap his pants.

Why not come over and spend some time with Egg Shen? Let him show you his "Ancient Chinese Secret"?

Or maybe you like to try his twice fried noodle?

Heeheehee.

Gawd. You're hot.

Egg