Pretty Hot For A MILF

This 41 year old former East Carolina University party girl makes Egg want to hump the rug like a Doberman.



Something about her girl next door beauty, perkiness, and (oh yeah) her unbelievable fucking hotness drives Egg Shen crazier than a crackhouse rat.



What does she see in that tattooed, deadbeat, divorced motorcycle riding husband of hers?

Besides good looks and money?



She should come over to the Dark Side and become one of Egg's chocolate covered concubines in his Ivory Temple of Infernal Delights!



Bah.

Who Egg kidding?

Women hate Egg.