Tourist Ship Carrying Up To 150 Sinks Off Bahrain

We can only hope that Michael Jackson was on board.

Natalie Portman's Boobies

Standing so close to that frigid ice bitch Hillary Clinton, it's no wonder she's nipping.

Your Mom Swims Out To Meet Troop Ships

There's No Crying In Basketball

What a fucking pussy.

Tanya Roberts

Egg Shen is so sick of those stupid fucking late night commercials featuring this vapid hack spewing about the great Las Vegas vacation you can win if you call RIGHT NOW!

The only way Egg would ever go to Vegas would be so that he could put Tanya Robert's head in a vice just like Joe Pecci did in Casino.

Then...maybe.

Egg

Zoolanders

"Uhhnnn!!! Errrhhhnnn!! Uh, guys?? Little help here??!! Please??!!"

Pain Makes Egg Laugh

Kill him, my Attack Pigeons!

Kill him!

Nancy Grace Is The Devil

Egg Shen would like to smash her sanctimonious face in with bag of broken glass.

Osama Bin Laden's Niece

Egg Shen would bang her for Freedom.

Sorry, It's True

Desperate Molester

So Teri Hatcher reveals to Vanity Fair that she was molested by her uncle when she was a kid.

Egg Shen knows it is bad, but he wished story was written like ones in Penthouse Forum.



Hatcher need to be careful. The last person who was in the national news for being associated with Superman ended up getting snuffed.

Kate Bosworth-Shen

Gadzooks!



Egg Shen would show Miss Bosworth ancient Oriental techniques and positions that would make her blue eye green and her green eye blue.

Now, someone help Egg adjust his back brace.

Shiong Mao Niao!

Panda urine!

Egg Shen say it's time for this slab of aged and salted beef to hang it up.

THIS movie will suck.



Egg want money back already.

Keira Knightly-Shen

Holy fucking FUCK!

Could Miss Knightly be any hotter?



Egg would even watch that godawful "Domino" movie just to see her itty bitty little titties.



Egg Shen must go use bathroom now.

I'll be....combing my hair.

*sound of running water*

Pigeon Attack!

This make Egg Shen laugh.



But then make Egg Shen cry because it remind him of what life was like in China before he come to San Francisco.

Thanks, Mom.

Stupid birds.

V For Viagra

Egg Shen see Natalie Portman on front cover of Vogue Magazine while waiting in line at CVS for refill of prescription for Saw Palmetto.

Ohhhh. How Egg would eat the peanuts out of Miss Portman's poop for chance to show her his corkscrew swine weiner.