Egg's Many Lusts
Egg is tired of trying to be glib and funny.
Egg will now just post pictures of pretty girls. Whom he wants to make his monkey love slaves.
Today's Six Demon Bag category is:
Hot Actresses You Might Have Seen Somewhere Before In A Movie Who Are Now On A Television Show:
1. Diane Farr
First introduced to Egg as the annoyingly voiced sidekick on TV's "Loveine", Farr went on to co-star in the Dennis Leary TV show, "The Job", and later appeared as Drew Carey's love interest on "The Drew Carey Show".
She now appears on the CBS show "Numb3rs", which Egg has never seen and will never watch.
2. Joely Richardson
Daughter of Tony Richardson and Vanessa Redgrave, Richardson first came to Egg's attention as the bustier busting hottie in the Revolutionary War drama, "The Patriot".
She has been in nothing else Egg has seen, and now stars on "Nip/Tuck", which Egg has never seen and will never watch.
3. Ginnifer Goodwin
The lucious Ms. Goodwin first came to Egg's attention starring along the cadaverous Kate Bosworth in the movie, "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton".
Yes. Egg actually rented it.
She later appeared as Johnny Cash's first wife, Vivian, in "Walk The Line".
Currently, she's staring in "Big Love" and is inexplicably dating former Mr. Katie Holmes, Chris Klein.
4. Dominique Swain
Though she isn't staring on any TV shows, Egg still lusts for her.
She was a 15-year-old high school sophomore when she made her film debut in the title role of "Lolita".
She first came to Egg's attention as the nose-pierced daughter of Nicholas Cage / John Travolta in "Face/Off".
Egg needs a little jailbait every now and then.
5. Vanessa Williams
On the flip side, how hot is 42 year old former Miss America, Vanessa Williams?
Pretty damn hot.
She's now staring as fashion maven, Wilhelmina Slater, on ABC's "Ugly Betty".
Egg has not and will not watch the show, but he wishes they could just work in some kind of lesbian angle into the show. Like in those early 80s Penthouse pictures.
But not with Ugly Betty.
She's...ugly.
Egg will now just post pictures of pretty girls. Whom he wants to make his monkey love slaves.
Today's Six Demon Bag category is:
Hot Actresses You Might Have Seen Somewhere Before In A Movie Who Are Now On A Television Show:
1. Diane Farr
First introduced to Egg as the annoyingly voiced sidekick on TV's "Loveine", Farr went on to co-star in the Dennis Leary TV show, "The Job", and later appeared as Drew Carey's love interest on "The Drew Carey Show".
She now appears on the CBS show "Numb3rs", which Egg has never seen and will never watch.
2. Joely Richardson
Daughter of Tony Richardson and Vanessa Redgrave, Richardson first came to Egg's attention as the bustier busting hottie in the Revolutionary War drama, "The Patriot".
She has been in nothing else Egg has seen, and now stars on "Nip/Tuck", which Egg has never seen and will never watch.
3. Ginnifer Goodwin
The lucious Ms. Goodwin first came to Egg's attention starring along the cadaverous Kate Bosworth in the movie, "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton".
Yes. Egg actually rented it.
She later appeared as Johnny Cash's first wife, Vivian, in "Walk The Line".
Currently, she's staring in "Big Love" and is inexplicably dating former Mr. Katie Holmes, Chris Klein.
4. Dominique Swain
Though she isn't staring on any TV shows, Egg still lusts for her.
She was a 15-year-old high school sophomore when she made her film debut in the title role of "Lolita".
She first came to Egg's attention as the nose-pierced daughter of Nicholas Cage / John Travolta in "Face/Off".
Egg needs a little jailbait every now and then.
5. Vanessa Williams
On the flip side, how hot is 42 year old former Miss America, Vanessa Williams?
Pretty damn hot.
She's now staring as fashion maven, Wilhelmina Slater, on ABC's "Ugly Betty".
Egg has not and will not watch the show, but he wishes they could just work in some kind of lesbian angle into the show. Like in those early 80s Penthouse pictures.
But not with Ugly Betty.
She's...ugly.
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