Geekdom's Wet Dream

Egg would fight Cyclops, Magneto, AND The Shi'ar Imperial Guard (including that mohawked pussy Gladiator) for a shot at tapping this hot piece of fanboy trash.





Screw Mary Jane Watson. Egg want Ruby Rocket as Black Cat!



Egg especially like leather clad librarian look of Black Widow. Reminds him of headmistress at Chinese boy's school in hometown of Guangzhou.



Barbara Gordon never looked this good as Batgirl. Even before Joker shot her in the gut.