Comic Book Lesbianism

DC Comics' Batwoman (aka millionaire heiress Kate Kane), and former Gotham PD Detective Renee Montoya get busy in front of the Chanukkiyah candelabrum on Christmas Eve in issues 33 of 52.

Egg likey.

Vanity Egg

Egg found these two pictures of Sienna Miller and Natalie Portman from an old Vanity Fair article.



Sweet exquisite saffron lotus bloom!



Egg must unleash his monkey army to capture these two beauties.

And then make them his love slaves for all eternity!!

Hee hee hee.

Eggsquire's Sexiest Woman In The World

Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Biel?

Fuck no.


They are but mere children compared to the lucious and curvacious, Monica Bellucci.



She's in the same league as Angelina Jolie. Minus the craziness.



Which is a good thing for Egg.



Egg too old for any more tattoos.

Dancing With The Egg

Egg has never watched "Dancing With The Stars" and has never even heard one single song by "Bad Girl Of Pop", Willa Ford.



But Egg likes her boobies.

And that is good enough for Egg.



Egg wouldn't kick her off his filthy futon for eating Shrimp Fried Rice in bed.



Unless she could howl like a Sichuan Golden Monkey better on the floor.



Hee hee.