ScarJo's Funbags

Egg say Scarlett Johnasson can't act for shit, but him like to lose his corkscrew-shaped porcine weiner between her fleshy translations.



Egg sorry for horrible pun and tortured metaphor.

Egg will kill himself now.

Egg Drools

"Ohh!!

Hee hee! Hee hee!

Ni shi wo de biao zv, Kate Bosworth!"





Translation:

"Ohh!!

Hee hee! Hee hee!

'Superman Returns'' Lois Lane will be Egg Shen's googlyeyed bitch!"

Then centagenarian Egg Shen wakes up to find that he's pooped his pants...

Egg Is Perv

Egg admit it.

He have nothing funny to say about this picture.



Him just like to look at naked pictures of Jack Black's wife.

G'Day, Mate!

Oh, wait.

That's Australia.



Egg Shen gets so confused....

Amanda Beard

Champion swimmer Amanda Beard can help Egg train for the "Hide The Salami" event at the Olympic games in Beijing in 2008.





If only Egg weren't impotent...