Pretty Hot For A MILF

This 41 year old former East Carolina University party girl makes Egg want to hump the rug like a Doberman.



Something about her girl next door beauty, perkiness, and (oh yeah) her unbelievable fucking hotness drives Egg Shen crazier than a crackhouse rat.



What does she see in that tattooed, deadbeat, divorced motorcycle riding husband of hers?

Besides good looks and money?



She should come over to the Dark Side and become one of Egg's chocolate covered concubines in his Ivory Temple of Infernal Delights!



Bah.

Who Egg kidding?

Women hate Egg.

Fox Confessor Brings The Egg

Egg luvs him some Neko Case.

There's just no other way to say it.



Egg imagine this red-headed beauty from Virginia via Tacoma via Chicago is a dynamo in the sack.



Egg just wishes he could find those obscure nudie pics her do from long defunct Kutie Magazine.

Again.



Ohhhh! How Egg remembers the joy of first seeing the lithe and supple Ms. Case in a black corset and high heels.

With her boobies hanging out.

Somebody has taken down the website and now Neko gives interviews saying she never posed nekkid.



What a beautiful liar. Egg remembers them well.

Egg search and search for nudie pics but him cannot find them.

Is conspiracy.

Against Egg and his shriveled-up corkscrew shaped weiner.



I mean, what the fuck?! Egg thought you could find anything on the Internet!



Fucking piece of shit explosive panda diarrhea farts.