Geekdom's Wet Dream

Egg would fight Cyclops, Magneto, AND The Shi'ar Imperial Guard (including that mohawked pussy Gladiator) for a shot at tapping this hot piece of fanboy trash.





Screw Mary Jane Watson. Egg want Ruby Rocket as Black Cat!



Egg especially like leather clad librarian look of Black Widow. Reminds him of headmistress at Chinese boy's school in hometown of Guangzhou.



Barbara Gordon never looked this good as Batgirl. Even before Joker shot her in the gut.

The End

Photos by Michael Dweck from his book, "The End, Montauk".

Review by Teleport City



"For most of my life, I've assumed that I was just a year or two away from living the sort of life to which I aspire. That is, the life of an easy-going, devil-may-care adventurer. Barring that, I always figured I'd live in the mountains of Appalachia or somewhere along the coast, sitting shirtless on the back porch of a run-down but pleasant beach house, sipping bourbon, thinking about going surfing, and pressing up against the tan body of a bikini-clad beauty in the hammock with me."



" So far, it hasn't quite worked out that way, but I do have a beauty by my side. Still, if I had to trade in the song and dance of the office for getting drunk on the beach and hammering out articles on a battered old Underwood, I wouldn't hesitate to pack my board shorts and be on my way."



"The End: Montauk is photographer Michael Dweck's photographic chronicle of the end of Long Island, the sleepy fishing village that, in the 1970s, became a haven for East Coast surfers and, perhaps most importantly to this book, the ridiculously gorgeous, natural beauty surfer girls who were along for the ride. Dweck's black and white photos, reprinted here in a stunning oversized format, serve as a record of a hedonistic yet innocent time, when crab shacks and longboards were all that mattered, and Montauk was still something of an undiscovered East Coast Eden, albeit an extremely chilly one come winter time."



" I'm a sucker for any photo of someone standing on a beach next to a longboard, staring out at the ocean, and The End serves those up, although the focus of the book is undoubtedly the beach bunnies who seem prone to running down the beach naked with surfboards -- an activity I wholeheartedly endorse. The End isn't a record of Montauk the location, although a few of the town's landmarks are represented. Nor is it a representation of the larger Montauk culture, which in 1975 was still largely centered around salty fishermen and a few celebrities seeking isolation. It is, instead, a look at the hedonistic surfer beach culture that, quite frankly, seems astounding appealing to someone like me."



"Dweck's photos are a mix of portraits, candids, and a few landscape photos, though people or manmade objects are almost always the focus of attention. I'm no art critic, no photography critic, so being ignorant as I am of various technical considerations, by overall opinion of The End and Dweck's photos is derived purely from whether or not I like them. And I don't like them; I love them."



"I also hate them, because few and far between are the photographic collections that seem to have been assembled based purely on the concept of going, "Hey Keith? Isn't this the life you wanted?" Shabby yet glamorous, run down yet refined, low key but striking, and innocent but sexy (both the men and the women), the photography in The End weaves a visual narrative of a lost era that may not even have ever existed in the first place. But we sure can have a hell of a good time visiting it in pictures."

Comic Book Lesbianism

DC Comics' Batwoman (aka millionaire heiress Kate Kane), and former Gotham PD Detective Renee Montoya get busy in front of the Chanukkiyah candelabrum on Christmas Eve in issues 33 of 52.

Egg likey.

Vanity Egg

Egg found these two pictures of Sienna Miller and Natalie Portman from an old Vanity Fair article.



Sweet exquisite saffron lotus bloom!



Egg must unleash his monkey army to capture these two beauties.

And then make them his love slaves for all eternity!!

Hee hee hee.

Eggsquire's Sexiest Woman In The World

Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Biel?

Fuck no.


They are but mere children compared to the lucious and curvacious, Monica Bellucci.



She's in the same league as Angelina Jolie. Minus the craziness.



Which is a good thing for Egg.



Egg too old for any more tattoos.

Dancing With The Egg

Egg has never watched "Dancing With The Stars" and has never even heard one single song by "Bad Girl Of Pop", Willa Ford.



But Egg likes her boobies.

And that is good enough for Egg.



Egg wouldn't kick her off his filthy futon for eating Shrimp Fried Rice in bed.



Unless she could howl like a Sichuan Golden Monkey better on the floor.



Hee hee.

The One Where Egg Obseses Over Eva Green

Egg would like to stick his wizened Staff of Great Wonderment & Earthly Pleasures in this Bond chick's moneypenny.






That's all Egg has to say about that.

Egg Drools

Crazy redheaded DC blogger posted this picture on her blog the other day.

Maybe there is hope for her after all.



Ohhhhh. How this girl makes Egg's musty loins ache.

Wannabe

Can Egg quote Borat?

Wow Wow Wee Waa!



Former Spice Girl Emma Bunton remind Egg of whore Carrie who gets her throat slit by the evil Mr. Wolcott on Season 2 of "Deadwood".

But in good way.

Egg's Many Lusts

Egg is tired of trying to be glib and funny.

Egg will now just post pictures of pretty girls. Whom he wants to make his monkey love slaves.

Today's Six Demon Bag category is:

Hot Actresses You Might Have Seen Somewhere Before In A Movie Who Are Now On A Television Show:

1. Diane Farr



First introduced to Egg as the annoyingly voiced sidekick on TV's "Loveine", Farr went on to co-star in the Dennis Leary TV show, "The Job", and later appeared as Drew Carey's love interest on "The Drew Carey Show".



She now appears on the CBS show "Numb3rs", which Egg has never seen and will never watch.



2. Joely Richardson



Daughter of Tony Richardson and Vanessa Redgrave, Richardson first came to Egg's attention as the bustier busting hottie in the Revolutionary War drama, "The Patriot".





She has been in nothing else Egg has seen, and now stars on "Nip/Tuck", which Egg has never seen and will never watch.



3. Ginnifer Goodwin



The lucious Ms. Goodwin first came to Egg's attention starring along the cadaverous Kate Bosworth in the movie, "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton".

Yes. Egg actually rented it.



She later appeared as Johnny Cash's first wife, Vivian, in "Walk The Line".

Currently, she's staring in "Big Love" and is inexplicably dating former Mr. Katie Holmes, Chris Klein.



4. Dominique Swain



Though she isn't staring on any TV shows, Egg still lusts for her.



She was a 15-year-old high school sophomore when she made her film debut in the title role of "Lolita".



She first came to Egg's attention as the nose-pierced daughter of Nicholas Cage / John Travolta in "Face/Off".



Egg needs a little jailbait every now and then.

5. Vanessa Williams



On the flip side, how hot is 42 year old former Miss America, Vanessa Williams?

Pretty damn hot.

She's now staring as fashion maven, Wilhelmina Slater, on ABC's "Ugly Betty".



Egg has not and will not watch the show, but he wishes they could just work in some kind of lesbian angle into the show. Like in those early 80s Penthouse pictures.



But not with Ugly Betty.

She's...ugly.

Pretty Hot For A MILF

This 41 year old former East Carolina University party girl makes Egg want to hump the rug like a Doberman.



Something about her girl next door beauty, perkiness, and (oh yeah) her unbelievable fucking hotness drives Egg Shen crazier than a crackhouse rat.



What does she see in that tattooed, deadbeat, divorced motorcycle riding husband of hers?

Besides good looks and money?



She should come over to the Dark Side and become one of Egg's chocolate covered concubines in his Ivory Temple of Infernal Delights!



Bah.

Who Egg kidding?

Women hate Egg.

Fox Confessor Brings The Egg

Egg luvs him some Neko Case.

There's just no other way to say it.



Egg imagine this red-headed beauty from Virginia via Tacoma via Chicago is a dynamo in the sack.



Egg just wishes he could find those obscure nudie pics her do from long defunct Kutie Magazine.

Again.



Ohhhh! How Egg remembers the joy of first seeing the lithe and supple Ms. Case in a black corset and high heels.

With her boobies hanging out.

Somebody has taken down the website and now Neko gives interviews saying she never posed nekkid.



What a beautiful liar. Egg remembers them well.

Egg search and search for nudie pics but him cannot find them.

Is conspiracy.

Against Egg and his shriveled-up corkscrew shaped weiner.



I mean, what the fuck?! Egg thought you could find anything on the Internet!



Fucking piece of shit explosive panda diarrhea farts.